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It’s time to let the summer go for real and get chilly with the fall and especially, Halloween.
You’ve probably dragged out all of your Halloween decorations, put up some ghosts, spider webs and maybe some fake dead bodies. You’ve also probably carved some award-winning pumpkins and stocked up on candy for the trick or treaters.
You might’ve found that perfect Halloween costume for you, your family and you might even found something for your furry little friends too. (I think bud would hate me if I tried to put him in a costume, buuuut I won’t know until I tried huh?)
Now that you’re all dressed up and taken some great pics, you need some good Halloween captions that go with all of your pictures. I got you boo!
Funny Halloween Captions
- #SquadGhouls
- I’m here for the boos.
- Witch way to the candy?
- Don’t be scary… wash your hands!
- Bow down, witches.
- Lighten up, it’s just spooky season.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Happy Howl-O-Ween
- You say “witch” like it’s a bad thing.
- It’s October, witches.
- Boo, witch, get out the way.
- Witches love fall.
- I lit the black flame candle.
- I drive ?stick
- Creep it real.
- Spook-tacular!
- Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus.
- Here for the BOOs.
- Too cute to spook.
- Creepin’ it real!
- Hot ghoul Halloween.
- Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
- I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
- I’m a haunt mess.
- Only bad witches can drive stick.
- I’m the ghostest with the mostest.
- Swish swish, witch.
- You look better with the mask on.
- Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
- Had a spooktacular night!
- Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Hocus Pocus and chill?
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- Shake your BOOty.
- You make me batty.
- With the boo crew.
- Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.
- Resting witch face.
- Trick or treat yo’ self.
- Who run the world? Ghouls.
- What’s up, witches?
- Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
- Demons are a ghouls best friend.
- Had a bloody good Halloween.
- Basic witch.
- We had a fang-tastic time!
- Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.
- Not every witch lives in Salem.
- Never fully dressed without a wand.
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Cute Halloween Captions
- He’s a handsome little devil.
- Let’s get spooky.
- Happy Halloween to all!
- Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
- No tricks, just treats!
- This is where the magic happens.
- Something wicked this way comes.
- Creature feature.
- Hey, boo-tiful.
- I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.
- This witch likes wine.
- Keep calm and scare on.
- New face, who ‘dis?
- I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.
- Caution! Black cat crossing.
- Mons-terrific.
- Are you afraid of the dark?
- Having a bloody good time.
- Bad to the bone.
- Have a fang-tastic night!
- Be witched!
- Hey, pumpkin!
- Life is gourd. Eat, drinks, and be scary.
- What’s up, pumpkin?
- Ghouls just wanna have fun!
- This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
- Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
- Too cute to spook.
- Boo from the crew.
- Everything’s better with a little magic.
- Witchful thinking.
- Happy Howl-oween.
- A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.
- Having a boo-tiful night.
- You’ve got me under your spell.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Ready, set, ghoul!
- Absolutely fa-boo-lous.
- Ghouls just wanna have fun.
- My broomstick runs on scares.
Movie Quote Captions
- “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” — Halloweentown
- “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” — Hocus Pocus
- “I am the pumpkin king!” — The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Halloweentown
- “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” — Hocus Pocus
- “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” — Beetlejuice
- “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” — Halloween
- “I am beautiful. Boys will LOVE me!” — Hocus Pocus
- “Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
- “It’s showtime.” — Beetlejuice
- “Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” — Corpse Bride
- “Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends.” — Hocus Pocus
- “We’ve all got both light and dark inside us…” — Harry Potter
- “I’m a mouse, duh.” — Mean Girls
- “I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — Anne of Green Gables
- “Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?” — Hocus Pocus
- “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” —Macbeth
- “Never trust the living.” —Beetlejuice
- “Be afraid, be very afraid.” —The Fly
- “I see dead people.” —The Sixth Sense
- “Where my ghouls at?” —Monster High
- “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” —A Nightmare On Elm Street
- “It’s alive!” —Frankenstein
- “Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
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Lyrics to use on Halloween
- “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
- “Baby, it’s Halloween. And we can be anything” —Phoebe Bridgers
- “It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark.” —Michael Jackson
- “This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.” —Marilyn Manson
- “I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” —Rihanna
- “They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” —Andrew Gold
- “Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.” —David Bowie
- “Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.” —Dusty Springfield
- “She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness.” —Stevie Nicks
- “Must be the season of the witch.” —Donovan
- “I always feel like somebody’s watching me.” —Rockwell
- “Heads will roll … on the floor.” —Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- “When we all fall asleep, where do we go?” —Billie Eilish
- “Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.” —The Black Keys
- “I’m sweet but I’m psycho” —Ava Max
Halloween Quotes
- “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” —Rose Pressey
- “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” —Tim Burton
- “Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.” —Unknown
- “On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” —Ava Dellaria
- “Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” —Rusty Fischer
- “Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” —Richelle E. Goodrich
- “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” —Mason Cooley
- “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” —Unknown
- “Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” —Steve Almond
- “Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve.” — Richelle E. Goodrich.
- “Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallows Eve will the spirits come to play, and only the fruit of thy womb will satisfy their endless roaming.” — Solange Nicole
That was all the Halloween captions I had for you guys this year. ?
Let me know if you used any of these captions for your images, and as always, tell me if you
have any other Halloween captions I can update this post with for next year!
If you need some fall captions too, you’ll find them here.
Have a spooktacular Halloween! ?